Dinglederper Bite Me Costume Patreon
“I don’t care what you say. I’m not wearing that stupid fucking costume!”
“But it’s Halloween, and everyone is going to be dressed as someone from history! It will make the party so much better if we all dress up.”
“No way in hell am I getting into a costume of some old dude who no one knows anything about except for him being a war hero or something like that. That sounds boring as fuck.”
“It won’t be boring at all. There are plenty of other costumes available besides just guys with guns on their heads. Come on,